POLICE REPORT #1 ( AGAINST CSI CASE #1)

Elevan reports were lodged with the POLICE COMMISSIONER in regards to CSI Case #1. The reportees’ names are amended to protect their real identities. We have a mix bag of challenges for the CSI team. Starting with old age is the norm during Abraham's time, so no big deal to be attractive at the age of 91 to challenges on CSI to reveal all their findings..........CSI must not shy away from their responsibility to reveal their findings on sexs.

(IR= Investigation Report)

1. Kingsly Liew Tai Ah,(IR#2) an expert in bird watching, reported to the police that CSI Case #1's findings are distorted. Kingsly Liew explained that people back then, live longer than 150 years old. Methuselah is a good example. He lived up to 969 years old. He is the oldest man on earth. People with such long age, naturally, look young even when their age is at 91 years old. However today, people normally live up to 70 to 80 years old. See in Psa 90:10 The days of our years are seventy; and if any by strength live eighty years, yet their pride is labor and sorrow; for it soon passes, and we fly away


2. Selaurjin Lim Bo Hong, (IR#3) who served for more than 20 years in churches, do not believe by just confessing long life, you will receive long life. Seluarjin believes that a believer must work to show to God that he sincerely desires to be righteous and has no hidden sin, only then can he attain long life. Basically one needs to work for God to gain long life. Work will include keeping all God's commandments / laws. One will also be required to cleanse himself regularly . Better still attend Cleansing the Temple session that is held regularly every year by several churches. She also insists that the CSI team attends this meeting to cleanse out evil spirit in them so that the CSI team can be unbias in their findings.


3. Sunny Oh Tau Fu, (IR#4)who work as an airforce marshall, is ready to shoot at any CSI team member on sight for concluding their findings that transformation took place while both Sarah and Abraham were sinning against God. Abraham, instead of providing protection to his wife, cowardly ran away from his duty as the head of the house. He selfishly told the half truth to protect his own life. Sarah, however, have to ask Abraham to sleep with Hagar, though it is not an act of audultery as the culture at that time permits, but is an act of defying God's word. She wanted to help God to fulfill His word, implying Man is bigger than God. God needs Man's help to do His job. God is so SMALL. SMALLER than MAN.


4. Alvin Tang Hay Pork, (IR#5) who works as a financial wizard reported that confusion rules when it comes to name calling. If Sarah means Princess and it brings out the blessing in Sarah, what good or bad has come out from the name Sarai? Sarai means bossy. Yes, please investigate what good has come out from such name as Abram calls out Sarai everyday. How can the name be so important to our daily life?


5. Billy Lee Sing Sing, (IR#6)who sings in the main streets lament that CSI team has not looked into the evidence that Sarah cannot perform sexually to satisfy Abraham. Complains that CSI team need to boost their findings on Sarah's sexual ability to confirm or disprove transformation did take place. Encouraged CSI team not to be shy in reporting their findings on SEX, as SEX is also made by God at the garden of Eden. God did not sought after Satan to create SEX.


6. Kenny Foo Lat Sai, (IR#7) who drives fast cars in fast lane with the latest Bond gadgets at his finger tip, wants CSI team to investigate if there is any issue for Christians to seek doctors help to keep young and healthy? Is it wrong to ask God for blessing for long life, which in evitably means victory from sickness and cancer, and at the same time, seek medical help? Isn't these two approaches for victory over health show lack of faith on one hand and on the other hand, when victory comes, God doesn't get any credit. And is it true our God is a jealous God? That He does not want to share victory with anyone?


7. Aloysious Seow Seow Lang, (IR#8) a historian who is still single, wants CSI team to confirm if God is against medicine? IS medicine part of sorcerer's magic? Is medicine and doctors against Biblical teaching of God? Will doctors go to heaven? Or will they be banished and thrown to fire. (Rev 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.) Do doctors still take their Hippocratic Oath that includes swearing by Apollo, Asclepius, Hygieia, and Panacea, and take to witness all the gods, all the goddesses, to keep according to the ability and my judgment, the following Oath.........I will prescribe regimens for the good of my patients according to my ability and my judgment and never do harm to anyone. I will not give a lethal drug to anyone if I am asked, nor will I advise such a plan; and similarly I will not give a woman a pessary to cause an abortion.........etc etc


8. Mikey Soh Toh Sai, (IR#9) a blur blur person that is known for his shitty nonsense, wants to check if CSI has covered all the evidence on ground. Have CSI team members comb the evidence site and check all the shitty past of Abraham. Is there any shit(pardon the word shit) that smells like SIN. Is there SIN that is not forgiven by God. Sins that Abraham did not asked for forgiveness. If Abraham has hidden Sin, can Sin stop Sarah's healing and transformation? Is seeking forgiveness important for victory in life and to ensure that one still qualify to go to heaven? Can CSI proof that God keeps a ledger book (buku tiga lima....555) for all our sins. If we are still in debt as He balanced out our ledger book, will we get our blessings from God.? I was thought that He will send His HOLY SPIRIT to remind us of all our long over due debt.


9. Frankie Kwan Toh Loong, (IR#10) who is always quick in painting picture that explains all, wants to know why go for only 150 years. Why not stay alive forever. Why short change a world picture for a half page picture? Is there any biblical verses that can give me this comfort? I want to live forever so that I can complete painting the whole world red with Jesus' blood.


10. Lion King Tim Sai, (IR#11) who is always full with BRIGHT ideas LIGHTING up in his head, wants to know if he needs to change candle stick if his current candle stick does not approve of long life teaching? CSI team members look at each other puzzled, what candle stick is he talking about? Lion King lights up and with a big smile switch off by saying, it is CSI job to solve the MYSTERY of the candle stick.
11. Alice Lee Chee Kang, (IR#12)who is always unsure whether she is in or out of the church membership list, wonders why so many Christians who got their healing lost their healing eventually?. Most got their healing without confessing the Word. Some lost it as fast as they got it and some lost their healing after a month, six months and some as long as several years. Why is that so? Can CSI show proof that Sarah did not loose her beauty transformation and she continues to remain beautiful till she died?

Comments by CSI TEAM Manger: We thank all the reportees, and we assure you that we will quickly investigate all reports that were lodged today. We promise to share our findings in this forum without fear and favor. We are however short of resources (hands) to help out in the investigation. Those who are keen to help, can write in to me stating areas of specialties ( i.e bible quotes seekers, prayer partner to ask Holy Spirit to lead us to the answers, preparing powerpoint presentation materials, flash animation, etc etc) I can be contacted via email at Ask4longlife@gmail.com

Thanks.

I strongly encourage you to stay alive and dont die on me. Be blessed to live hundred and fifty years and more.

michael soh